Mercer Solutions · The small print

Case rules

Short version: it's free, it's comedy, and if your case wins the month it goes into a book with your name on it.

Mercer Solutions is a fictional office from the comedy series Customer Service for Impossible Problems by Abdelfattah Ragab. This site is part of the series. The team's replies are comedy written with the help of AI. They are not real advice.

Who can take part

What you agree to when you enter a case

How cases are chosen

Real problems

If you're dealing with something serious, such as a risk to your safety or someone else's, please contact local emergency services or someone you trust. This office is fiction and can't help with real emergencies.

Removing your case

Write to books@abdelfattah-ragab.com with your case number and we'll remove it from the site.